I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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