It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
They have beer where we have blood.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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