thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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