You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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