About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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