PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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