ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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