Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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