I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
as a side note pls kill me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I did not marry a roomba.
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