Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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