I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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