So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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