the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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