No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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