so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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