Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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