apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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