where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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