Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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