I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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