"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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