you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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