Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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