Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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