Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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