I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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