it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
