haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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