I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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