I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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