ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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