So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
