I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if i died would you start the facebook group?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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