Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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