Dual....:-)
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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