i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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