Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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