the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
