so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
