i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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