It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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