He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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