You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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