ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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