I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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