I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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