I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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