I like to think it a success when the cops are called
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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