im holly from the hills drunk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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