i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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