I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
