ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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