the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have post one night stand depression
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